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The average woman makes her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Bananas are curved because they lean towards the sun.

Billy goats urinate on their heads to make themselves more attractive.

If Pinocchio said 'My nose will grow now' It could cause a paradox.

The medical term for your butt crack is 'intergluteal cleft.'

Some people suffer from a mental disease called Boanthropy, it means they believe that they are a cow. They try to live life.... as a cow.

Mr Potato head was the first toy to be advertised on tv.

In South Korea there is an emergency number so that you can report a spy.

Snails have 14 000 teeth.

Although froot loops are all different colours, they all have the same flavour.

Most toilet paper sold for home use in France, is PINK.

Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.

In 2015, more people died from accidents whilst taking a selfie than shark attacks. 

The average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting for the light to go green. 

It took the creator of the Rubix cube a month to solve it, the current world record is 5.55 seconds. 

Both Nicholas Cage and Michael Jackson shared the same wife, Elvis Presley's daughter.

Handshakes were originally meant to make sure that the person you were meeting wasn't carrying a concealed weapon. The hand clasp was to prove that your hand was empty and the shake was to dislodge any weapons hiding up your sleeve.

 

Rubbing a banana skin on a mosquito bite can help stop the itching. 

The Spanish national anthem has no words.

Forest fires move faster up hill.

The colour orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

Eating chewing gum makes you fart more.

You can't hum whilst you hold your nose closed.

Leonardo Da Vinci was able to draw with one hand and write with the other.

An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

A crocodile cannot move it's tongue.

Baked beans are not actually baked, they're stewed.

No where in the tale of humpty dumpty does it mention that he is an egg.

There is no real reason that the alphabet is in the order that it is in.

An octopus has 3 hearts.

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