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The average woman makes her height in lipstick every 5 years.

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Bananas are curved because they lean towards the sun.

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Billy goats urinate on their heads to make themselves more attractive.

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If Pinocchio said 'My nose will grow now' It could cause a paradox.

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The medical term for your butt crack is 'intergluteal cleft.'

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Some people suffer from a mental disease called Boanthropy, it means they believe that they are a cow. They try to live life.... as a cow.

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Mr Potato head was the first toy to be advertised on tv.

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In South Korea there is an emergency number so that you can report a spy.

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Snails have 14 000 teeth.

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Although froot loops are all different colours, they all have the same flavour.

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Most toilet paper sold for home use in France, is PINK.

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Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.

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In 2015, more people died from accidents whilst taking a selfie than shark attacks. 

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The average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting for the light to go green. 

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It took the creator of the Rubix cube a month to solve it, the current world record is 5.55 seconds. 

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Both Nicholas Cage and Michael Jackson shared the same wife, Elvis Presley's daughter.

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Handshakes were originally meant to make sure that the person you were meeting wasn't carrying a concealed weapon. The hand clasp was to prove that your hand was empty and the shake was to dislodge any weapons hiding up your sleeve.

 

Rubbing a banana skin on a mosquito bite can help stop the itching. 

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The Spanish national anthem has no words.

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Forest fires move faster up hill.

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The colour orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

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Eating chewing gum makes you fart more.

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You can't hum whilst you hold your nose closed.

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Leonardo Da Vinci was able to draw with one hand and write with the other.

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An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

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A crocodile cannot move it's tongue.

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Baked beans are not actually baked, they're stewed.

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No where in the tale of humpty dumpty does it mention that he is an egg.

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There is no real reason that the alphabet is in the order that it is in.

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An octopus has 3 hearts.

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© dear god I hope your not still here...

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